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chapter 1              the boy who barely but almost didn't lived



Mr. and Mrs. worsely, or number negative 4, Privates Drive, were proud to say they were totally DORKY, frank to fairy munch. They were the ones who built the leaning tower of pizza completely out of pizza. Their bedtime was after lunch. And they think cool things like wizards are scum. Their spoiled son Crudley was roughly the size or a bloated rhinoceros. Their nephew Gary "gory potty" Potty was awesome, but they pretended he did'nt exist. Then one day, they heard his parents died. They invited every wizard hater in England to celabrate. THAT NIGHT ................................................................................................................................................................................

an old geezer, a cat, and a 12-foot tall giant hairy guy on a flying motorcycle carrying a bundle of blankets went down the street. then.... THE CAT TURNED INTO A LADY! WHAT THE? and wait....THE MOTORCYCLE WAS FLYING! Yeah, this story is pretty loopy. Their names were (geezer) Schoolbus Dumb-Bull-Dork, (cat) Minervous McGullable, and (freak) Boobyus Hugrid. They left the baby in the bundle of blankets on the door, ringed the doorbell, and BAMF! they were gone.

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