"George Arthur Weasley!" Lavender Brown called. She's my mum. I'm George Weasley Jr. My dad's Sr. He's easy going. Not my mum! One little prank and she threatens not to let me go to Hogwarts.
"George, come down here or NO HOGWARTS!" (See what I mean?)
Finally, Mum caught me. "WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!"
Then, right on schedule my dad came in. "What prank did you do today?" He sounded more enthusiastic then disappointed.
I didn't have to answer. My mum did that. "He blew up all the toilets in the house!"
My dad smiled. "Didn't I tell you not to improve my childhood jokes." He sounded amused. "Who were you sending them to?"
"No one," I said. "I did it for fun."
Now for the punishments. "Go fix all the toilets with your wand," said Dad.
"But he's not trained!" said mum. "He's only ten. Let me do it."
"O.K." My dad smiles and looks at me. "You're in luck. Your mum's being punished for you!"